YouTube For Poopin’
The internet has made it possible for us to do everything from shop to work to watch movies from the comfort of our own homes. But there’s one activity that has been largely overlooked: pooping.
That’s right, pooping. It’s a natural bodily function that we all do, but it’s often seen as something to be rushed through. But what if there was a way to make pooping more enjoyable?
Enter YouTube For Poopin’. This new genre of YouTube videos is specifically designed to be watched while you’re on the toilet. The videos are typically short and funny, and they cover a wide range of topics, from cat videos to celebrity gossip.
So next time you’re feeling the urge to poop, don’t reach for your phone or magazine. Instead, open up YouTube and find a video that will make your time on the toilet a little more enjoyable.
I used to read while sitting there “not doing anything.” (When I was a teen, Dad tacked a poster board with the CW code on it so we’d at least learn that while “just sitting there.”) But, not anymore. Now it’s YouTube all the way. Gotta be some way to cash in on that.
Not a whole lot going on other than construction. Floor and trim got put in before the weekend and it’s looking real good down there.
Did get out and start prepping the area I’m going to plant the new rose bushes for SWMBO. Lots of tree roots to pull up! Rocks to remove! Shit, er, compost to shovel! Beer to drink! Er, Near Beer to drink!
I need to make a dump run and empty the utility trailer. Think I’ll throw the crushed up concrete in the driveway and pretend it’s gravel. That’ll lighten the load some. Probably Monday.
Speaking of which. SWMBO and made another trip to Home Depot an bought all the tiles for the new shower in the FILA, a couple of door handles (not knobs), and two more of those 7.5″ flat LED lights for less than $300. Not bad.
On the way we stopped at Jack In The Box for a quick meal before going shopping (we spend WAY less when we do that) and two simple 3 piece chicken tenders meals set us back $30. We could have had a real sit down meal in a good restaurant for almost that. I’m pretty near not stopping for “fast food” anymore.
Especially since I stepped on my scale this morning and it read 227. Yep. Lost 30 lbs in the last couple of months. I don’t really look different though. Still old and ugly. And I still look fat.
Tuesday: Filled the back of my truck with cardboard from the construction and SWMBO and I took it to the transfer station down the street from us. One job down: 90k jobs to go! Will probably make the dump run tomorrow. Trailer is getting real full.
Wednesday: Who the hell remembers.
Thursday: Shower tile started in the FILA. Cool! I seem to remember working outside a lot. Doing things. Man, this being “retired” shit sure makes one forgetful.
Friday: Date Day! Took SWMBO to the FPH in Port Orchard. Quick stop at Jo Ann’s to pick up a mermaid skeleton ($24). Walmart. We’ve been spending way less than $100/wk for “food” and things. Walmart managed to get $200+ out of us this week. But I did buy a mount for the 45″ tv to go downstairs.
Saturday: SSDD. SWMBO off to the Genealogy Library and me puttering around the house.
Sunday: Today. Wait. Haven’t taken my medicine yet.