Really Thinking Of Changing My Name To “Fookin’ Arshole” Just To See The Look On People’s Faces

[category #GeneralBS][tags I’m_So_Freakin’_Bored]

When someone has to call out loud for me. Fookin’ Arshole, table for one. Order for Fookin’ Arshole is up! Looking for Fookin’ Arshole; anyone seen him?

Ooooo, Fookin’ Buttwipe would be another one. Sounds too much like “Joe Biden” though and folks would get us mixed up. #LGBFJB

Hi, I’m Fookin’ Arshole. This is my brother Fookin’ Buttwipe and over there is my sister Fookin’ Slutpants. Naw, our parents probably didn’t love us much.

At my age though, I’ll probably get to change my name to Mr. KingDidYouShitYourPantsAgain? at the Nursing home.

What?

It’s been so wet around here lately that the freakin’ asphalt squishes when you walk on it. The back 40 is still soaked and it’s easy to get wet to the knees lumbering all this fat around and making splashes as I stomp along the path. Actually saw two drowned moles.

Power went out last night for an hour or two just after I went to bed. Had just dozed off when my cpap quit working. Wasn’t stormy. Wasn’t windy. Power just disappeared. But when SWMBO checked her phone for the time I knew it wasn’t an EMP so managed to sleep a bit. Otherwise I’d have been up all night trying to figure out how to blow up the Tacoma Narrows Bridges.

Date Day! SWMBO is taking me to the FPH after the Dog and I go for our walk. Cool!

AND that all was a couple of days ago. Got busy and forgot to finish and post. Old Guy.

Joined a site and had to set up those “forgot who the hell I am” questions.

1) What is your maternal Grandmother’s first name? Grandma

2) What was the first name of the best man at your wedding? Stan

Well, each is true.

Installed and playing with KVM-QEMU-Virt-Manager and having a blast. Not sure which virtualization program I “like” the best so far (out of VMWare, VirtualBox, and Virt-Manager) but Virt-Manager seems to be the easiest. Not really. VMWare is just as easy. QEMU is built into Linux natively though.

The DOS 6.2/Windows 3.1 VMWare VM’s I made years ago all converted to Virt-Manager format and run just fine. Even the OS/2 Warp 3&4 VM’s. But the Windows XP and Windows 7 VM’s don’t. So I had to make new one’s in Virt-Manager. All Fun!

What in the H E double L do I use the virtual machines for? Playing. Refreshing old skills. Playing. Learning new skills “just in case.” And playing.

And that’s really about it. I lead a very mundane life.

#LGBFJB


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