The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they werenâ€™t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Hereâ€™s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time youâ€™re in need of quicker emergency service.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Donâ€™t try it at McDonaldâ€™s though…..The whole crew got up and left and I never got my order…