Snow? Did It Snow Somewhere Around Here?

Damned WeatherPerson’s anyway! And the weather too, I guess. For the last two days it’s been "Snow" this and "Snow" that. And I guess it has snowed a lot; everyplace but here! In some ways that doesn’t really bother me, in some ways it does. Oh, it did snow here for a few minutes but quickly turned to rain. Oh well… It Is Damned Cold Though.

Not much going on. Took Poop Dog out to the property and ran him around awhile. Damned cold out there too! Surprisingly, no snow. Lots of mud though! Poop Dog got really muddy and managed to spread it around the inside of my truck on the way back. Now I need to take a couple of wet towels out to wipe up.

Other than that just been playing around with video files on my comuter. Making flv files to put up on my web site. SWMBO’s on vacation this week. SHE’S TAKEN OVER THE TV SET! (’Bout Time!)

Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’
marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?"


"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep! "

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Can I get any more boring than this? I’ll try next post.

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