Not for this sore throat, fever & chills I’m having. For the first damned Christmas commercial I saw on tv a few minutes ago. SWMBO says they at least waited until after Halloween. I think they ought to wait until after Thanksgiving! Looks like I’ll be watching more DVD’s to get away from them damned Christmas commercials. I hate them with a passion.
As usual, not much else going on. It’s been raining off and on. Thinking of making cup cakes…
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must’ve been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went ’Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff’…And before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"