Well, technically, not crap. Garden Mix Mushroom Compost. Cost a whole $13 bucks at the local supplier. Just enough to fill the three raised bed planters I needed to fill. One shovelfull at a time.
And I can’t really swear to the half-ton part. It was actually 0.5 yards. Weighed down the back of my truck though. Felt like half a ton while I was shoveling it. Got it done.
Then I started shoveling up those lines of rocks I’ve raked into, well, lines to pick up later. That is several hundreds of pounds.
So, yeah, Tired. Need a shower.