Yesterday, on the way home from visiting my soon to be ex-friend, I got pulled over by a Deputy for “exceeding the posted speed limit.” “Where you off to in such a hurry?” He asks.
“Well,” says I, “I was visiting my friend when he admits he voted for Obama. Then the SOB puts on a Beonce cd and asks me to help him staple Bernie posters onto sticks. Well, I had to get out of there and as far away from him as fast as I could so I didn’t throttle him out.”
“Move on.” He says. “Nothing to see here.”
Not a whole lot going on around here today. SWMBO took me to Red Lobster (I had the lobster covered talapia) for dinner. Went to COSTCO and got some things we needed. Made our usual Safeway stop on the way home. Where we be now. Just chillin’.
I think I’ll watch “The Martian” again before I hit the rack. And it was a fairly nice, none rainy, almost sunny day. Even got to take the Dog for a walk.